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把經理暈死了

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聽同事說出租車(夏利)起步價漲到8元.
TMD老子在哈爾濱花8元打的全是桑塔納, 武漢更誇張, 3元起價.
真是太黑了, 剛漲完公交又漲出租車.

昨天的酒還沒有醒, 頭又疼了一天.

這幾天被他們稱作火星人, 因為俺看過的電影太少了. 今天大家聊起電影大片的時候…
經理問俺:看過豬玀紀公園沒?
俺:沒有…
經理:這都沒看過?
俺:我聽說了是不錯, 等有時間再看.
… …

經理:看過英雄本色沒有?
俺(攤手無奈狀):沒有…誰演的?
經理(瞪大眼睛不相信狀):真沒看過? 周潤發啊! (眉飛色舞狀)不是經常有人叫小馬哥小馬哥的, 知道小馬哥是誰嗎?
俺:馬景濤? (我對天發誓我不是開玩笑)
(經理無語)

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Written by Velan lee

2005/08/10 at 15:54:47

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